Rümates
Well, I had a guy on the line to take the third room in a 3-bedroom apartment I'm trying to fill by this Saturday, but he dropped out. His most stand-out characteristic would be his last name: Butscheck. Apparently this isn't an entirely uncommon name for Germanic people. I told my friend that a potential roommate of mine probably had a lot of Butschecks in his past.
That was probably the most clever, urbane thing I've said in about 3 weeks. I can almost feel my wit shriveling up into a little dry brown nugget, like a Tater Tot forgotten in the fryer.
Mmm... tater tots.
Also, a piece of advice: Do NOT buy Jack-in-the-Box's root beer float. It looked good in the promo poster, and I was craving a root beer float, so I walked in. $1.99 + tax later, I was the proud owner of a plastic cup full of runny ass juice.
When I asked if I could have a root beer float instead of a glass of diarrhea, they threw me to the ground and injected me with e. coli.
Not really. But yeah... stick to the chicken sandwiches.
August 21st, 2005 - 16:57
First!
August 21st, 2005 - 16:59
Of course, if there was a Jack on Crack near by, I would go eat this so called Chicken Sandwich but there isn’t one. Thanks for mocking me. And the runny rootbeer is all your fault. It probably tasted like shit because your mouth was probably coated with crap already.
August 21st, 2005 - 17:00
Why don’t you just pay for your second room? You can use it as a rumpus room….
August 21st, 2005 - 17:18
What the fuck is with people putting advertisements in the comments of weblogs that about 2 people read? Talk about bad marketing ideas.
August 27th, 2005 - 20:23
Awesome, they have Word Verification now!!! Maybe that’ll slow down the crappy ad comments. Notice I said “slow down”.
Say no to ACID!!