You already know my name, or were unfortunate enough to click or type it by mistake, and if you read some of the posts there is a distinct probability that you will learn far more about me than you ever wished to know.
In fact, you will likely want to forget much of it. I have no way of helping you with that, other than to recommend the judicious application of copious amounts of cheap whisky.
But then, that's my solution for nearly everything.
Any further inquiries can be sent via email, preferably after you're good and liquored up.