You already know my name, or were unfortunate enough to click or type it by mistake, and if you read some of the posts there is a distinct probability that you will learn far more about me than you ever wished to know.
In fact, you will likely want to forget much of it. I have no way of helping you with that, other than to recommend the judicious application of copious amounts of cheap whisky.
But then, that’s my solution for nearly everything.