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Today has been an interesting day for me. In virtually every respect it was fairly boring, but nevertheless for some reason it made an impression on me. I did some work, went to the gym but didn't work out (forgot my ID card), did some more work, talked on the phone, and came home for dinner.

I guess dinner was a little non-standard.

After a trip to a Carrefour yesterday, I've been armed with a few things that I can't normally find in China. In fact, I had to seriously control my urges in order to leave there with even enough money for the subway ride home.

At any rate, that haul put me a handful of shrimp and some mushrooms short of a bowl of Tom Yum, or a few vegetables away from a pot of green curry.

So I hit the street market today after work for some curry fixins. Got back to my apartment and my fake kitchen, whipped out my handy pocketknife, and started peeling and slicing. Nothing says "temporary living arrangements" like having a 3-inch folding blade as your primary kitchen knife.

Midway through food prep, Christine came barging in (she has very few other modes of locomotion) and said I absolutely had to come and see the view from her balcony. Sean chose that moment to join us, and we all agreed the view was good enough to warrant a minor photographic frenzy.

Twenty minutes later I had a pot of green curry happily bubbling away on my induction stove, and a couple of roommates wafting through my door on wings of curried steam.

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Yeah, that's her view. If nothing else, I got to reacquaint myself a bit with HDR photography.

So we made a party of it. Pulled our chairs out to Christine's balcony, pooled our starches together, and had dinner lit by the Shanghai skyline.

By the way, it turns out that Thai curries go with baguettes just as well as Vietnamese curries do… i.e., very.

Afterwards, we sat around picking our teeth and each others' brains, which was unsurprisingly a fairly food-centric affair.

We're all foodies to varying degrees. Christine, while resting more on the consumption side of the equation, has nevertheless perfected an astonishing array of cooking techniques centered around the microwave, and Sean's a world traveler who's picked up more than his fair share of cooking smarts. He described his version of a paneer which had us all salivating, even having just stuffed ourselves with ungodly amounts of curry, french bread, and fried rice.

The interesting part of the conversation came when we started discussing Wuhan's variety of restaurants, or lack thereof. This led to a cursory examination of how successful, for example, a Chinese-American owned and operated gastropub might be, with a healthy selection of fairly authentic Asian and Western dishes.

This is a conversation I've had many times, both in- and externally, with a fairly wide assortment of people here, from friends and fellow foodies to former restaurateurs.

The thing is, I know just enough about cooking to know that I know nothing about cooking, especially professionally. Sure, I can whip up an array of passable curries (from two cans and a fistful of fresh veg) or fried rice, or even invent a half-decent dish once in a while ( try jicama stir-fried with five-spice beef… it's actually pretty awesome ). But to cook quickly and above all consistently, day after day, in a high pressure environment, is not a skill I've ever developed. Nor do I know anything about running a restaurant, which is a rather larger and more putrid kettle of fish.

But, you know, I keep going back to that thought, that it might be… fun.

World Expo 2010

Okay, I guess I'll probably go eventually, especially since I met an American who is some kind of uppity up at the U.S. pavilion, so now that I have his card I get to jump the line.

But… looking at some of the photos, the U.S. pavilion is frankly the last pavilion I'd want to visit. It is, quite honestly, an embarrassment.

And even worse, here's a look at the politics of why it's so pathetic.

Perspective

Recently, I have been considering how my perspective is so fundamentally changed on certain things, just by virtue of a change in location. Now, the snarkist in me will of course pipe up with the observation that this is all a change in perspective is. But that is beside the point, and that part of me is an insufferable ass.

Take Starbucks, for example.

In the States, I always felt slightly oppressed by Starbucks. They were everywhere, they all charged money for wifi, their environments were uniformly bland and sterile, and their coffee was -- more often than not -- just plain bad. This isn't referring to their cream-sugar-ice-coffee concoctions, which are probably just as tasty as the combination might suggest, but their plain black iced coffee, which is what I always drank. It was consistently bitter, sour, and served with way too much ice along with a bad attitude, as if I was being marginalized for not purchasing a double-caramel-pumpkin-chocolate-macchiato with an extra shot of some hideous candy syrup.

So I tended to avoid Starbucks, heading for the usual hipster hangouts and smaller chains, where the coffee was cheaper and arguably higher quality, and the atmosphere was friendlier.

Here in China, though, the situation is reversed. Starbucks is the single store I know where I can consistently get fast free wifi and a good cheap cup of coffee.

Yes, the iced coffee is still bitter and sour, but it's actually iced coffee, rather than the normal hot coffee poured over a couple ice cubes, resulting in a cup of warm coffee-flavored water.

Yes, the environment is bland and sterile, but here I don't have intermittent high pressure fronts of cigarette smoke drifting into my airspace from nearby tables, or sweaty waitresses hovering over me while I consider which of their overpriced drinks to buy.

At one notable joint, I ranged through half of their coffee menu, being told with each order that that particular drink was not available. When I finally asked what they did have available, I was helpfully informed that their coffee machine was, in fact, broken.

In a fit of unbridled optimism, they suggested I order tea.

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So. The only consistent factor in these shops is inconsistency. Thus, whereas the green medusa or mermaid or whatever it is of Starbucks in the States is a figure of cold, unbending corporate conformity, here it shines like a welcome beacon of reliability.

The fact that I can fill up my thermos with iced coffee for 13RMB (15, minus 2 for having my own cup -- something Chinese places aren't starting to do yet) doesn't hurt either. Normally a cup of coffee anywhere starts at 20, since they all tend to just make espresso even if you just want plain brew/drip.

92dca3bc-0612-4561-ab8e-3da63a79aaeb And before I start sounding like an overly picky hobo with a slightly nicer version of a tin cup, let me just say it's not only about price.

This was confirmed a few days ago, when I discovered a Carl's Jr. in Shanghai by way of a giant ad placed on the elevators servicing my gym. I spent about 45 minutes on the elliptical with that goddamn Famous Star drifting in and out of my eyeline. Afterwards I showered, changed, and after a few minutes of internal debate, blew half a red bill (100/2 = 50RMB) on a Double-western Bacon Cheeseburger combo.

Oh... and go ahead and super size that, too.

The point, obviously, wasn't the price ( 50RMB is about how much I typically spend on food in 3 days ) or the food -- though the faint nausea I felt upon seeing the burger didn't stop me from eating it -- but the momentary sense of familiarity. In a surprising departure from the normal Chinese business model, Carl's Jr. even has the familiarly enormous paper buckets that masquerade as beverage cups, and a self-serve drinks fountain. They even have a little salsa bar with pickled banana peppers and salsa fresca.

In fact, it was almost like being at a Carl's Jr. in the U.S., except nobody there was openly weeping or picking at cold sores.

I think the fundamental reality is that I am, in fact… kinda homesick.

Not what I would normally call "homesick," really, but in a kind of low-level, almost unconscious sense of the word. I'm not depressed or forlorn, but put a little plastic tub of KFC mashed potatoes in front of me and there's a little rush of endorphins that might not have been triggered had I been offered a far superior Chinese meal.

And now, since my laptop battery's almost done and I may be off to some music pub in Xujiahui (徐家汇), it's random picture time.

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Friends Ellen and Roger; Ellen's been previously introduced, Roger is a fellow American here doing kind of similar work as I am, freelancing as a videographer. Also looking (or just got, I've forgotten which) teaching jobs. Also, how is it that my Nokia phone is better at exposing night pictures than my Casio digicam? Damn you, Hong Kong.

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Jishnu, this one's for you… an entire store dedicated exclusively to selling frozen mochi. This is one of two display shelves with all kinds of flavors.

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This sounds simultaneously like a delicious treat and an STD.

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7/1/2010: Lotus Land

"Holy crap, this is good," she mumbled through a mouth full of chicken makhani.

Sunshine, as she likes to be called ( yang guang / 阳光 ), reached out with her spoon for more.

"It's not soup!" Ellen and I advised her, after watching her inhale about four spoonfuls of the rich curry while using her naan as a trencher. "You can actually try eating some of the bread too, it's quite good with the sauce."

She poked at the now soggy piece of dough doubtfully for a moment, then picked up her spoon with a determined set to her features.

"I like the sauce," she announced, resuming the attack.

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It's actually not very often that I get to eat a nice meal out in Shanghai.

The problem is not that there is a shortage of excellent restaurants (decidedly not the case, contrary to my initial impression), nor that all the places worth eating at are inhumanly expensive (only by Chinese working class standards). It's simply that, given my schedule, my meals normally consist of something grabbed for 2 to 3 RMB on the street when I happen to remember that I'm hungry, a banana I've been carrying around in my man-purse for the last two days, or a set meal from whatever fast food place is most convenient to where I happen to be working that day.

That, and my friends are equally busy, and I'm not about to make the effort to go somewhere nice on my own.

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Demeter, a store that sells only fragrances (NY and Shanghai). 300+ varieties, including snow, wood, salt water, and grass.

Tonight, by that mysterious temporal alchemy from which the most satisfying social encounters spring, my friend Sunshine was in Shanghai for a kind of hostel owners' conference, and my friend Ellen had the evening free. I decided to take Sunshine down to one of the more famous art/shopping districts, Tianzifang (田子坊). Sometimes also known as Taikang Road ( taikang lu / 泰康路 ), it is one of those historically funky, atmospheric areas where artists gathered to open small boutiques to sell and display their sculptures, paintings, crafts, and food. With increasing numbers of tourists in Shanghai, and the general increase of the city's wealth, it has developed in recent years to become more of a tourist attraction, with a higher proportion of foreign visitors than local, and a corresponding increase in prices and premium brand chain stores.

So the local artists have generally moved on to cheaper, dingier pastures, while more profitable cafes, wine bars, and restaurants tend to fill their places alongside the brand-name boutique stores.

While a disappointment to many local Shanghainese, it remains an interesting place to take a visitor to the city, and a great place to find a good quality Western meal -- albeit at a price premium.

After window shopping for a while with Sunshine, Ellen showed up on the 9 train and we settled into a routine that I've found remains virtually the same regardless of your location: deciding where to eat. Eventually, I discovered that Sunshine had never tried Indian food, so thinking that the heavily spiced Indian fare would agree with her central Chinese palate, we made our way back to Lotus Land.

We were greeted briskly but politely, and invited upstairs. Following the maitre'd, we sidled through a crush of servers and patrons, up a narrow staircase, and into a swirling room full of golden light, dark wood, cardamon, and cumin. We were seated quickly at one of the corner tables, lounging on cushions on the raised platform, and placed our order after fifteen minutes of watching our waiter desperately scrambling out of the weeds.

Sunshine having never eaten Indian food, and Ellen having no particular preference, the ordering was down to me; I picked a few traditional favorites that should be fairly safe, and give Sunshine a good introduction to Indian flavors: chicken makhani / butter chicken, a vegetable biryani, palak paneer, aloo gobi, and a couple of naan.

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Delicious... but where's my cauliflower, dammit?

The aloo gobi appeared first, and on its arrival the meal could still have gone either way; the potatoes were crisp on the outside and tender inside, dusted with aromatics, and glistening with clarified butter. We all took a bite and then let our forks lay still, waiting for the rest of the food. It was perfectly seasoned and delicious, but… there was none of the expected cauliflower anywhere in this dish. Cauliflower being a fairly expensive ingredient in China, I could understand why, but it didn't bode well for the rest of the meal if the chef was cutting corners like these.

The chicken makhani appeared next, and all my doubts dissolved in the creamy, nutty, heavily spiced gravy and fork-tender chicken. I breathed a sigh of relief, and smiled when I heard Sunshine's amazed "holy crap!" ( wa sai / 哇塞 ) after her first taste. I was pleasantly surprised to find that the chef had actually used cashews as the thickener instead of cornstarch.. those aren't cheap.

This was the one I was worried about most. Things like butter and cream, which share center stage in this dish, are not quite the staples in China that they are in countries with thriving dairy traditions, so in many restaurants there is a marked lack of creaminess in cream dishes, or butteriness in butter dishes. Most Chinese bakeries' cakes lack body and depth of flavor because they simply replace much of the butter with vegetable or soy oil, and jack up the sugar content to compensate. On the other end of the scale, when a chef (pastry or otherwise) does get free reign with dairy products, they often go overboard -- I once had a slice of 'cheesecake' that was literally just a wedge of cream cheese on a sponge cake crust.

Next up was the palak paneer. The flavour was rich and deep, with a maddeningly elusive smoky undertone that I couldn't quite place. The cheese was real palak, firm and mild, and not the random cheese substitution so common in China (Sunshine had once asked me if I knew how to make pizza… when I told her I had everything I needed but cheese, she promptly presented me with a five-pound block of swiss cheese).

I reverted to my normal mode of eating Indian food; each bite a scoop of curry on a slice of naan. Looking over at Sunshine, I saw her plate was a single dejected piece of naan, slowly sinking into a gradually homogenizing mire of orange and green sauces. There was definitely a faint manic gleam in her eye as she plied her spoon, and the tip of her tongue poking out of the corner of her mouth as she reached out for another bite of butter chicken was just the perfect finishing touch.

Ellen, laughing at us both, was probably the most civilized of us all, dipping a spoon demurely into the curries while Sunshine and I attacked each dish with single-minded ferocity.

The biryani, last to arrive, was a pleasant if unexceptional variation. In truth, I think its only failing was in comparison with the spectacular curries on either side.

We passed a happy hour and a half, lovingly soaked up every last smear of curry with biryani and naan, and adding our own laughter to the happy and blessedly smoke-free atmosphere.

Sunshine is fairly typical of most Chinese I've met, in that she's -- at least initially -- not terribly eager to try new kinds of food. Chinese food is steeped in thousands of years of tradition, which I think may tend to stifle their culinary imagination somewhat.

I've seen a few food competitions here, which purport to pit the best chefs of China against each other. Each one of their dishes has been done a million times before, and there is a clear reluctance to try something daring and new. So many of these competitions essentially become beauty contests, to see which chef can make the best looking radish rosettes, or carve the most elegant turnip swan. The food itself is reduced to a formula; the recipes are so exactly known that there are no surprises there; it is either right or wrong.

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Left: Ellen. Right: Sunshine.

So it is endless gratifying when I can introduce my friends here to something genuinely new; whether or not they like it (Jing Jing was not overly fond of her first taste of a Big Mac), I can almost see their borders expanding, and they're always just a little more willing or eager to try the next thing.

At any rate, Lotus Land was a resounding success. The food was well executed, the atmosphere was better than most, and the company was superb.

2 curries, vegetable biryani, 2 naan, and aloo gobi: 197RMB / $29 US

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Lotus Land
2nd floor, Tianzifang #12, 274 Taikang Road
泰康路274弄田子坊12号2楼 近瑞金二路
+86 021-54652743

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Random picture time:

My housemate Christina was temporarily kicked out by her (temporary) roommate Marina who was making an early night of it, so she decided to nest on the window seat in my room and surf the net for a while. I told her she looked like a tiny prostitute living in a garbage dump, which she took with great good humour.

Incidentally, she's from Wuhan, speaks fluent English, just arrived from Beijing to see what this Shanghai business is all about, and is a web designer (I think). Apparently she just got an invitation to compete in some kind of beauty contest, so now she's going to the gym every day, researching runway walks, and checking out clothes online. But she still eats microwaved hot dogs and Orion cakes (the local equivalent of Hostess' cupcakes) for breakfast.

Whenever I bring this up, she waves a hand impatiently at me and walks away.

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17 hours

I watched with a rather perverse fascination as the liquid yellow tentacles felt their way along the aisle towards my feet.

I should probably do something, I thought.

Fortunately, the train leaned over as we started down a sweeping left turn, and the stream of urine abruptly tracked right. It disappeared under a row of seats, promptly reappearing between the feet of the man across the aisle from me. He gazed at it bemusedly for a moment before jumping up with a startled oath and plucking his briefcase off the floor.

The wellspring's mother, meanwhile, bounced her giggling child a few times on her knee to get the last drops onto the floor.

That was hour three of seventeen.

The Shanghai World Expo is in full swing, which makes things like getting to and from Shanghai -- even if you're just passing through -- a little more difficult than normal. Hotels are mostly booked solid, so overnight layovers are tough to arrange. Tickets for planes and trains are unusually expensive, if they can be had at all.

And so it came to be that Jing Jing and I had to buy tickets from Shanghai to Wuhan, normally not too difficult, a few days in advance.

We first tried the normal lower middle class preferred level of train travel, an overnight hard sleeper (ying wo / 硬卧). These are 3-tier bunk beds, essentially a thin futon mattress slapped on top of a sheet metal plank and bolted to the side of a train carriage. Not terribly uncomfortable, and you get to save money on a night's accommodation.

No go. All sold out, even for the goober train that made all 16 stops between the two cities, leaving Shanghai at 1pm and arriving in Wuhan the next day at 5am.

So we looked at the middle class preferred level of travel, a soft sleeper (ruan wo / 软卧). These are rather thicker futon mattresses folded onto sheet metal planks bolted in two tiers to the side of individual compartments, and as a final luxurious touch they usually put a rose in a little plastic vase on the compartment's table. Posh.

But also no go; they were just too pricey. To be fair, they were only 400RMB per bunk, which works out to a little under $60. But seeing as we were both without steady income, it made sense to save money where we can.

So we opted for the only other available option, seventeen hours of hard seat ( ying zuo / 硬座 ) goodness on the goober train.

Hard seats are the working class berths, cloth-covered benches that fill a train car end to end; 3-person and 2-person benches across an aisle, with tiny tables between them. Also common in these cars are "standing tickets" (zhan piao / 站票), which are exactly what they sound like; standing room only. You get to take a break in someone's seat when they get up to go to the bathroom, but otherwise you're pretty much on your own.

These rides are usually hot, sweaty, noisy, and crowded. The babies and toddlers in these cars, unlike those of richer parents on planes or the soft sleeper cars, wear pants with slits cut in them rather than diapers, and they generally just whiz on the floor whenever they feel like it. Shoes with waterproof soles are a good idea, and keep anything you even remotely care about off the floor.

Likewise, many people in this economic bracket tend to be fairly blase about littering and spitting, and you'll get a fairly rich mixture of mucus, chicken bones, ramen wrappers, and other assorted treats under and around the seats, so heading to the bathroom can quickly become a game of "let's not step on the slime."

Once you actually get to the bathroom, that's where you learn to really appreciate the value of the saying "it's about the journey, not the destination." The bathrooms on these rides are notoriously filthy; the cars generally run out of water before the final stop, so you can usually expect a fair amount of piss and shit to welcome you upon your arrival.

After one or two visits to these restrooms, I started the practice of fasting for about eight hours before any long haul train ride.

At any rate, if you're not one of those lucky individuals who can sleep anywhere at any time, you quickly learn to adopt that half-conscious doze which, if not exactly restful, at least fends off possible small talk from your neighbours.

Anyway. No point to this post, I'm just killing a little time while I wait for Portugal to finish sending North Korea home from the world cup.